Friday, February 20, 2026

Riddle me this, skunk-man...

I know the Internet is a wild, wild place, but why does this page even exist? Pet Skunk Laws: A State-by-State Guide to Ownership. I mean, maybe you're trying to have an explanation of "why that odor exists at your place," but really, why would someone want a skunk as a pet?

Reminds me of this other site I'm pretty sure I've written about before: Pets or Food. And update: the have fresh clubbed baby seal available again! Only $69.95! The price on komodo dragons has gone up since I last visited, though ($200k), but they also now have dodo bird availability (only $9k). And their pets ready to eat are also certified organic, so you can rest easy.

They are also currently seeking a cat wrangler, so if you're in need of employment, go to their jobs listing and submit your resume.
That's all for now!

Friday, February 13, 2026

The Two‑Stroke Diesel Range‑Extender: My Own Weird Engine Idea

The Weird Engine I Can’t Stop Thinking About

A conceptual engine that lives somewhere between clever and questionable.

After spending way too much time writing about other people’s strange engines, I realized something dangerous: I have one of my own. It’s been rattling around in my head for years — a design that sits somewhere between “this might actually work” and “this is how you end up on a watchlist for experimental combustion.”

So here it is: my personal contribution to the Weird Engine Hall of Fame.

The Concept in One Sentence

A two‑stroke, diesel, supercharged, scavenged, constant‑speed engine designed solely as a range‑extender generator for a series plug‑in hybrid.

In other words: a tiny, angry, extremely efficient metal box whose only job is to sit in its happy place and make electricity.

 

The Tri‑Dyne Rotary: The Engine I Fell In Love With in an Encyclopedia (and Other Beautifully Weird Engines)

Technical blueprint-style illustration of a rotary engine with a triangular rotor, surrounding mechanical components, and cutaway details showing internal motion paths.
A retro-style technical schematic of a Tri-Dyne rotary engine — the kind of diagram that made 12‑year‑old me fall in love with impossible machines.

Some engines are weird because they were built.

The Tri‑Dyne rotary is weird because it never was — and yet it still managed to lodge itself permanently in my brain after I saw a diagram of it in an old Encyclopaedia Britannica. (That article had an excellent diagram, but you can see the basic idea from the cover of the July, 1969 Popular Science magazine — link courtesy of books.google.com — and that cover was the inspiration of the Gemini AI Nano-Banana generated image above — very similar to the diagram in the encyclopedia.) 

I remember staring at that diagram way longer than any normal child should stare at a hypothetical combustion chamber; in fact, I once used it in a project in high school for "what I want to be when I grow up," or something like that (the "what" was "automotive engineer" — I did work in the reactor department, mechanical division, onboard a Nimitz-class US Navy Nuclear Aircraft Carrier, but then I switched back to my computer days, and I've been doing that ever since).

The Tri‑Dyne was one of those “future of engines” concepts that lived entirely in beautifully rendered cutaway drawings. It promised all the elegance of a rotary without the Wankel’s triangle‑shaped chaos:

  • three oscillating vanes
  • three combustion chambers
  • three power pulses per revolution
  • and theoretically better sealing, efficiency, and sanity

It looked like someone took the Wankel, removed the Dorito, and replaced it with a mechanical flower that opened and closed in perfect synchronization.

It was mesmerizing.
It was elegant.
It was also, as far as I can tell, never actually built — which is probably why the diagrams looked so clean. Real engines leak. Real engines get hot. Real engines warp, seize, and fling metal shrapnel into the nearest wall. The Tri‑Dyne lived in a world where none of that existed. (Actually, to be fair, some of them only threaten to do that — usually the ones that are in vehicles I own — but the Tri‑Dyne never even got the chance; maybe we should rename it "Try-Dyne" since it never actually "did".)

But the idea?
The idea was intoxicating.

It was the kind of engine that made 12‑year‑old me think, “I’m going to build one of these someday,” and adult me think, “Ah. That’s why nobody built one of these.” (Actually, I'd still like to take a stab at building that thing someday... maybe I can get a 3D printer and build a prototype sometime.)

Still, I love it.
It’s the perfect example of the rotary dream: the belief that if we just rearrange geometry cleverly enough, we can escape pistons forever.

Spoiler: we cannot.
But I respect the optimism.

One Million Scam: The SaaS Business Model I Accidentally Believe In

Minimalist product box with empty cardboard insert, symbolizing paying for nothing
The product you paid for. It’s not missing — this is it.

There’s a website called One Million Scam (note: not MY website).

The premise is simple and beautiful: the creator wants to raise one million dollars total from the internet, one tiny donation at a time. And what do you get for contributing?

Absolutely nothing.

No dashboard.
No login.
No AI-powered synergy engine.
No “Pro” tier that unlocks the ability to export your own data.
Just a big, beautiful button that says:

Give me one dollar. (Or more, your choice.)

And the worst part — the part that should make every SaaS founder stare into the middle distance — is that this joke is still more honest than half the software I’ve used in the last decade. (And it’s “generated” almost $70 in “revenue” so far!)

Thursday, February 12, 2026

When Humans Stayed Home… and Methane Went Up Anyway

Stormy road with floating methane molecules and chemical structures, symbolizing atmospheric complexity during the Covid shutdown
“Even when the roads emptied, the chemistry didn’t.”

Human activity dropped off a cliff during the Covid-19 shutdown. Highways emptied. Flights vanished. Industrial output slowed. If you’d asked almost anyone in early 2020 what that would do to greenhouse gases, they would’ve guessed “down.” Fewer cars, fewer planes, fewer factories—simple equation, right?

Apparently not.

According to a recent Smithsonian summary of a multi-year, 40-scientist study, methane—the second-largest greenhouse gas after water vapor—didn’t drop. It spiked to its highest levels since measurements began. So while humans were baking sourdough and hoarding toilet paper, the atmosphere was busy doing… whatever it wanted.

And the explanation is one of those “the earth is complicated” reminders we all need from time to time.

Friday, February 6, 2026

The Busy Human’s Guide to Using AI (And Staying Only Mildly Brain Dead)

A man multitasks in a cluttered kitchen-office, speaking to his AI assistant on the phone while placing a tray of chicken and vegetables into a glowing oven. Laptops, gadgets, and signs like “AI RADIO REPAIR: DON’T DIE EDITION” and “AI FOR BUSY HUMANS” surround him.
One hand in the oven, one hand on the phone, and AI keeping him alive.

Using AI Like a Busy Human (Who Has Absolutely No Time for Nonsense)

Look, I don’t know who needs to hear this, but: AI is not here to replace you. It’s here to keep you from screaming into a dish towel at 11:47 PM because you forgot to thaw the chicken.

I’ve been using AI long enough now that it’s basically a coworker who never clocks out, never judges me, and occasionally suggests things that make me question its understanding of human life. And honestly? That’s part of the charm.

Over the past year, I’ve built a whole ecosystem around this chaos — including a brand‑new project called AI for Busy Humans, which is basically a survival kit for anyone who wants to use AI without becoming a full‑time “prompt engineer” (a job title that sounds fake but somehow pays real money).

But before we get there, let’s talk about how this all actually started.

Thursday, February 5, 2026

The Ping-Pong Architecture: How I Built AI for Busy Humans

A playful illustration of two robots labeled “Gemini” and “Copilot” playing ping‑pong, with a human referee sitting to the side holding a flag and a sign reading “Me: (Filter),” representing the collaborative back‑and‑forth used to build the AI for Busy Humans site.
The Ping‑Pong Workflow Behind AI for Busy Humans

Building a website used to feel like a solitary construction project. You’d open a blank CMS, stare at the cursor, and hope the “About” page didn’t read like a tax form. But with my latest project, AI for Busy Humans, the process felt less like construction and more like a fast-paced game of ping-pong.

Not just me and an AI — but a three-way volley between Gemini, Copilot, and the part of my brain that still remembers how Hugo templates work. (OK, that last bit is slightly untrue: Copilot actually suggested using Hugo and walked me through the setup, including the first batch of pages that would later be refined.)

Mr. T’s Fitness Tracker: The Tiny Web Page That Became a Four‑Sheet, Multi‑API, AI‑Fueled Data Pipeline

I swear I didn’t mean for this to happen.

All I wanted was a simple little web page — a public accountability nudge, a digital sticky note that said, “Hey Tony, did you move your body today or nah.” Something tiny. Something honest. Something that would quietly roast me if I skipped too many days.

For months I’d been posting my daily walks on Facebook — a little ritual of “proof of life” updates that kept me honest. It worked, but it was clunky. Manual. Too dependent on me remembering to actually post. I wanted something automatic, something that lived on its own, something that didn’t require me to open Facebook like it was a confessional booth.

But the universe knows me too well.

Give me a “simple” idea and I will immediately turn it into a multi‑API, OAuth‑refreshing, Google‑Apps‑Script‑powered, domain‑hopping, spreadsheet‑layered contraption involving two AI models, four sheets, and a data architecture diagram that looks like a subway map.

This is the story of Mr. T’s Fitness Tracker — the page, the pipeline, the chaos, and the weirdly personal satisfaction of shipping something that absolutely should not exist and yet very much does.

Tuesday, January 27, 2026

My Two Cents: The Dime Should Be the New Penny

Photo of US coins with graph showing minting cost exceeds face value
Pennies and nickels cost more to mint than they’re worth. Source: US Mint data

The Costly Reality

Based on MoneyDigest's report on minting costs, pennies and nickels BOTH cost more to mint than their face value. In 2024 alone, we burned roughly $168+ million just to keep pennies and nickels alive. Here’s the table of coin/profit based on that article:

Coin Face Value Cost to Mint Loss / Profit per Coin
Penny $0.01 ~$0.04 –$0.03 (3¢ loss)
Nickel $0.05 ~$0.138 –$0.088 (8.8¢ loss)
Dime $0.10 ~$0.052 +$0.048 (4.8¢ profit)
Quarter $0.25 ~$0.123 +$0.127 (12.7¢ profit)
Half Dollar $0.50 ~$0.34 +$0.16 (16¢ profit)
Dollar Coin $1.00 ~$0.1243 +$0.8757 (87.57¢ profit)

So... wisely, the US stopped minting pennies early this year (2026). But—unwisely—they're still minting nickels, which actually lose more per coin than pennies ever did. If we’re serious about cutting waste, the fix isn’t complicated.

Wednesday, January 21, 2026

Bad Jeopardy and random quantum physics. And ketchup.

A: What's the atomic number of cerium, is it naturally occurring? What impact does Kondo physics, Weyl nodes, and Weyl-Kondo semi metals have on me as a non physicist? Is it safe to use ketchup that's been sitting on a restaurant table all day?
Q: what'd I just ask Copilot while sitting at Foosackly's having a bite while awaiting prescriptions from an urgent care visit to show up at Publix.

Yeah, maybe I'm weird. If you're wondering, that wasn't the first question I typed into the Copilot chat box, it was "What is CeRu4Sn6?"

The line of questions originated out of glancing at this article and realizing I had never heard of the concepts and also wondering what atom Ce is. Not cesium, that's Cs. If you're curious, too, that compound is "a cerium–ruthenium–tin intermetallic compound with formula CeRu₄Sn₆" (per Copilot).

The ketchup part? I just put some on my plate for the fries. By the way, I recommend the kung-foo sauce for the chicken.

Just a foray into weird quantum physics while eating breaded, fried chicken fingers. And fries with ketchup that's been sitting on the table all day, but which should be perfectly safe to consume.

Friday, January 16, 2026

The Day Copilot Told Me to Chill — and My Fitness Streaks

I was deep in a session with Copilot, the kind of focused stretch where time gets weird and you only notice your body again when something pops or cramps. I was mid-thought, mid-prompt, mid-“just one more tweak,” when this banner slid across the top of the screen like a gentle intervention:

Screenshot of a Copilot banner saying 'Time for a break? Copilot is an AI, but you're not. It might feel nice to take a breather.'
Copilot prompt: Time for a break? Copilot is an AI, but you're not. It might feel nice to take a breather.

That prompt — “Time for a break? Copilot is an AI, but you're not.” — made me laugh at first, and then made me wonder whether AI had just tried to look out for my well‑being.

On one level, it’s a cute little line. On another, it’s a browser tab gently putting a hand on my shoulder and saying, “Hey, man. You’ve been staring at this screen for a while. Maybe uncurl your spine.”

My first reaction was basically: nicely done, Copilot. Look at you, looking out for my mental health. And reminding me I’m human. (Technically, it reminded me I’m not an AI, which is not quite the same thing, but we’ll let that slide.)

Then the nerd part of my brain kicked in. I started wondering: is this actually “Copilot” talking to me, or is this just the website scaffolding around it? Is the AI concerned about my well-being, or did some product manager write this line in a Figma file six months ago and ship it as a timed banner?

So, naturally, I asked Copilot about it in a different session. And it answered:

Thursday, January 15, 2026

What do YOU think of AI?

Futuristic cityscape with glowing brain and computer monitor, asking 'What do YOU think of AI?'
Exploring the digital frontier, one prompt at a time

If you’ve been following this blog, you already know I’ve had my share of AI adventures—mostly good, a few chaotic, all interesting. I started out pretty skeptical back in the early ChatGPT days, but somewhere between code generation, design help, blog proofreading, and producing videos for The Pancake Delivery Frog, AI won me over as a genuine time-saver.

It’s helped in the kitchen, in the Google Play Store, and even in building my "personal fitness tracker" web page (which reminds me: I should probably go walk today). And yes, it’s powered some sillier projects too—looking at you, Joe's Land Fishing.

But that’s my AI journey. What about yours? Any AInecdotes you’d like to share with me (and the 1.5 people who read this blog regularly)? Any concerns over "AI's Big Red Button Not Working"? What's one thing AI has helped you with that surprised you? Drop them in the comments!

Tuesday, January 13, 2026

Wasted Credits and French Frogs: My AI Video Odyssey

Arten, the Pancake Delivery Frog, standing in a colorful animated scene
It's Arten, the Pancake Delivery Frog!

What's green, hoppy, and delivers delicious golden circles? Why, The Pancake Delivery Frog, of course! Never heard of him (Google search results here)? Well, you should check him out at his channel or, even better, go look at the playlist which includes The Pancake Delivery Theme Song as well as Episode 1 (Pancake Delivery Frog in: The Mayor) and Episode 2 (Pancake Delivery Frog in: The Contraption). Hopefully you'll enjoy the delicious videos (at least the theme song one). But as it turns out, the "making of" story behind these videos is just as much of an experiment as the episodes themselves... so read on for a not‑quite‑excruciating recap of occasionally‑excruciating AI techno‑wizardry.

Monday, January 12, 2026

The Heart of the Matter: Style vs. Life-Saving Stats

Withings ScanWatch hybrid smartwatch on wrist
Withings Scanwatch on my wrist

This is my Withings ScanWatch, a hybrid “smart” fitness watch. I’ve been wearing the 42mm black version (the original model, not the ScanWatch 2) for a long time now, paired with the metal oyster band, and it’s become part of my everyday routine.

What I love most is the balance it strikes: classic analog style with just enough smart features. The tiny digital display scrolls messages, calls, and notifications, and while you can’t reply from the watch, it’s great for deciding whether something needs immediate attention. The battery life is phenomenal—measured in weeks, not days—and it tracks steps, heart rate, sleep, and offers on‑demand ECG and SpO2 readings. It even does occasional automated SpO2 checks during sleep.

The ECG feature has been genuinely useful. It once captured an episode of afib when I felt palpitations and ran a recording. I sent the PDF to my cardiologist, which led to a follow‑up evaluation. So this watch has absolutely earned its place on my wrist.

But there’s one thing it doesn’t do: continuous heart‑rate monitoring. It only tracks continuously during a manually started workout session. And that’s where my dilemma begins.

Thursday, January 8, 2026

Ai and Automation and ... Exercise?

AI can't walk for me. Nor can automation (at least not yet, although Electromyostimulation is a topic of recent interest, and interestingly enough I had some of that when I was in rehab after shoulder surgery in December of 2024). So why do I talk of AI and automation in the same breath as exercise? Because I'm automating the reporting of my exercise. You may recall from my last post (Ripples, Resolutions, and Walking Shoes) that I was reporting my exercise journey daily on Facebook all year, and even had a full results sheet available for anyone to view. Well, I'm not reporting it daily this year. Nor am I manually updating a google sheet every day. 

What I am doing, though, is kinda cool:

Friday, January 2, 2026

Ripples, Resolutions, and Walking Shoes

So, last year, I resolved (I think - I didn't actually so much call it that, but that's what it was) to walk a mile each day. I started on Jan 1, 2025, and walked a mile (1.04 to be exact). I posted it on Facebook, saying I planned to walk a mile a day in 2025. Repeated on the 2nd, 1.39 miles. I was pretty consistent in January, only missing a couple of days. I got the flu in February, and that derailed me for a while, but eventually I got back to it. Overall, I hit >40% of the days for walks, and >46% of the days with either walks or some alternate, non-walk cardio. You can see the full results of 2025 here. December, August, and April were the weakest months in terms of "non-exercise." 234 recorded miles of walking, with an average of a little over 5k steps per day. (I did do a mile on the last day of the 2025 at a rest stop on the way back from post-Christmas family vacation.)