Riddle me this, skunk-man...

I know the Internet is a wild, wild place, but why does this page even exist? Pet Skunk Laws: A State-by-State Guide to Ownership. I mean, maybe you're trying to have an explanation of "why that odor exists at your place," but really, why would someone want a skunk as a pet?

Reminds me of this other site I'm pretty sure I've written about before: Pets or Food. And update: the have fresh clubbed baby seal available again! Only $69.95! The price on komodo dragons has gone up since I last visited, though ($200k), but they also now have dodo bird availability (only $9k). And their pets ready to eat are also certified organic, so you can rest easy.

They are also currently seeking a cat wrangler, so if you're in need of employment, go to their jobs listing and submit your resume.

That's all for now!