Privacy Policy
Last Updated: December 10, 2025
The Plain English Summary
Welcome to LapseBraindead.com — where the thoughts get weird and the policies stay respectable.
- Data Collection: We collect basic info your browser sends so the site works properly. Nothing creepy.
- Cookies: If we ever show ads (like Google AdSense), advertisers may use cookies to show you relevant stuff. Nothing involving your social security number, your childhood secrets, or that time you Googled “can squirrels be trained to do taxes.”
- No Selling: We don’t sell your info. Mostly because that sounds like a lot of paperwork.
If you have questions, feel free to reach out through the Contact page.
The Official Privacy Policy (Legal Stuff)
At LapseBraindead.com, accessible from https://www.lapsebraindead.com, one of our main priorities is the privacy of our visitors. This Privacy Policy document explains the types of information collected by LapseBraindead.com and how we use it.
Log files
We follow a standard procedure of using log files. These files log visitors when they visit websites. The information collected by log files includes internet protocol (IP) addresses, browser type, Internet Service Provider (ISP), date and time stamp, referring/exit pages, and the number of clicks. These are not linked to any information that is personally identifiable.
Cookies and web beacons
Like most websites, we use cookies to store information including visitors’ preferences and the pages on the website that the visitor accessed or visited. This helps optimize the user experience by customizing content based on visitors’ browser type and/or other information.
Google advertising cookies
Google is a third‑party vendor on our site. It uses cookies (including DART cookies) to serve ads to our visitors based on their visits to this and other sites on the internet.
Your Opt-Out Rights:
- Users may opt out of personalized advertising by visiting Google Ads Settings.
- Alternatively, you can opt out of a third-party vendor's use of cookies for personalized advertising by visiting www.aboutads.info.
Advertising partners’ privacy policies
Third‑party ad servers or ad networks may use technologies like cookies, JavaScript, or web beacons in their respective advertisements and links that appear on LapseBraindead.com. They automatically receive your IP address when this occurs. These technologies are used to measure the effectiveness of their advertising campaigns and/or to personalize the advertising content you see on websites you visit.
Note that LapseBraindead.com has no access to or control over these cookies used by third‑party advertisers.
Consent
By using our website, you consent to this Privacy Policy and agree to its associated Terms & Disclaimer.
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