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System Update: About Page Online

After years of running this place like a half‑broken dorm phone line, I finally gave the About page some love. It now blinks, glows, and generally behaves like a terminal splash screen from 1995.

Highlights include:

• A bold+italic [LAPSE... brain dead] identity marker that blinks like it’s waiting for input.
• A sidebar cursor with its own rhythm (1.5s cycle — not too fast, not too slow).
• A footer prompt that says press any key to continue... and actually takes you back home. Retro jokes that double as navigation? Yes please.

Why bother? Because this blog isn’t just text — it’s an experience. If you grew up on ANSI art, amber CRTs, or the thrill of typing dir /p just to watch the screen flicker, you’ll get it. If not, well, at least the links work.

So go ahead: press any key to continue... and see the new About page in action.